The strange but no doubt notable exploits of Blazer Boy

Is it a bird? A plane? A bad superhero movie? A cybernetic time travelling organism fond of sequels and politics? No its Kumar! Oops, no. Wait, that looks like, eh, sure or not? Lets beat him up and temporarily kidnap him.......oh wait, black? Yeah, thats Albert. What? Not wearing his underwear on the outside?! Nawh, a blazer wearing superhero is absurd enough.

The great but no doubt strange exploits of Blazer Boy cannot go unnoticed people. He braved a fashion show during the school IU day(which was a PROFITABLE blast), even when he was a fashion disaster. "Gasp" !!

He has to fend off girls with horrible taste, and expressing it in tamil(the horror), or worse, in BM. "Saya cinta padamu!" Ya, dia cinta pada dia juga. This where the powers of cowardice comes in to truly test his hide and seek skills(our brave superhero is avoiding her).

Our superhero had loads of fun with his beloved sidekicks(sorry for the insult debate members), making other teams look like shit in debate. It was incredible fun. They beat out 61 other schools, including last year's champion. So its been totally worth while. Especially the skipping EST and English part. Wonder if she'll still let us skip........

Blazer Boy thanks you, Suhaib, Shereena, and Tess, for giving this period of his life temporary meaning. He did what he loved doing, with people who were worth doing it with, and together they kicked some fine ass all the way to the semi final.

So Blazer Boy has seen the climax of his life. His whole banal existance was worth while just for the last couple of months. From now on, its a long way down the from the peak of the graph. Blazer Boy had never, and could never, ever have seen this climax coming. Or imagine Tess as hot when she slaughters opponent after opponent. Or Suhaib putting up a flawless performance. Or Sher in a prefect uniform.

Blazer Boy's crazy exploits will come to an end now. That blazer will represent one less thing in his life. No more intellect/crime -fighting exploits. So tomorrow, he's back to his secret but no doubt lame identity, he'll put on his blazer, hold his head up (in spite of his dignity destroying, soul-sapping wild hair) and keep his eye on his Rajesh-trackker(insert fancy GPS techie jargon here).

But one thing, just like it started, and ending the same way too, hasnt and never will change throughout our friendly, over-tanned superhero's exploits...........






































































- She still looks hot in a prefect uniform-