Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Boy, he'll miss the girls

He remembers the first day of school in Starkweather, after choosing his classes at the principle's office and a brief tour of the school, he was left to fend for his own in a sea of weird white people. He was just numb to the new surroundings, trying not to make eye contact, and acting as normal as he possibly can. Nevertheless, call it xenophobia if you want to, but all these blond, white people made him uneasy, at least until he laid eyes on























Kori Werner

He still remembers, it was in desktop publishing, and it was at that moment that he decided, hey, this is totally going to be worth it. Just makes you hate him doesn't it?

In fact since we're on the topic, lets introduce Kori, Carrie, and Suzanne



This is the very reason he is so grateful for his experience in a small town in the middle of nowhere. Furthering his theory that cute girls are never too far away from him, even when he's halfway around the world, in a small town, in the middle of nowhere. Say what you want about California, New York or Texas, he'll take North Dakota any day.

Well he still remembers the first time, and last Sunday would probably have been the last time he saw her in the flesh. The whole Werner family were going on a trip to Brazil on Monday, and so they invited Albert and Gigih just to hang out with them and say their goodbyes for the last time.

Of course, a country girl's idea of hanging out would differ slightly from the cityboy's idea of hanging out, because theres always some extreme sport that's involved when country people "hang out".



4-wheeling, as the people here call it. And yes, he did go back for his cap.

They got to ride this ATV first as passengers, then both Gigih and Albert had their chance at driving these things, which can go up to 70 mph( which is approx. 140 kmh). First the little sister, Carly, took them for a spin, and they stopped at the nearby missile station

To think that there was a nuclear missile under that station ready to be launched not too long ago injects some reality into the Cold War, but for the most part it doesn't detract from the awesomeness of BEING THERE. The cameras are still working on the site and the No Trespassing signs are still there, but even with the whole facility locked up, they are told that there is a way to get in. Of course, that possibility went unexplored, it was the more responsible thing to do anyway, considering that the USA can be a bit touchy when it comes to Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Surprisingly, the well manicured&pedicured Kori too had a wild streak to her, and Albert vividly remembers fearing for his life when she was going 40 mph(80kmh) on that thing, exhibiting the kind of driving which did not inspire confidence in her passengers, much less after Albert fell off once, which luckily for him occurred on a slow crawl up a slope, which is how he maintained a very macho fall.

On the way home, his suspicions about Kori's driving was somewhat confirmed



Upon arriving home, there was the usual parting words, and the parting picture,


and as usual, he recited the old line of saying that he hoped to come back soon. But damn it, he sure meant it this time.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

The last week

Before we get into all the nostalgia and sentimental stuff that comes with the last week of the 6 month exchange program, a little update about what Albert has been up to after the road trip.

GRAHAM's ISLAND

They went camping at this camping hotspot called Graham's Island in Devil's Lake on Tuesday:

The entrance



Surrounded by water and dead trees


The campsite


Had a nice fire going










And unbelievably, their prom dates, Iris and Julia were there too, only 2 neighbours away, apparently they were there along with 2 other girlfriends to celebrate a birthday. Strange, strange coincidence. On a Tuesday of all days. They met the girls just as they were about to go for a swim. Talk about luck.

He experienced some American camping traditions, like roasting marshmellows over a fire,




and then having some smores(its basically a melted chocolate bar and roasted marshmellow sandwiched with crackers)





The next day he caught the sunrise



magnificent. Bear in mind that the LCD screen is still busted.

And they left Graham's Island.

WATER TUBING on Thursday:

The Berg's, who are nothing short of the quintessentially perfect family that you would see in those ancient cereal ads, came in with their huge boat and invited Gigih and Albert for a ride down at the lake and a little water tubing.

which was great since it was ridiculously hot that day



the boat

Into the water

and we're off


Captain Berg( you cant imagine the innuendos that come with the titanic sinking last name)



this was Albert's first extreme water sport experience, prior to water
tubing the closest he's got to extreme water sports would be doing the butterfly stroke.

Albert went first


Then Gigih( watch for 3:11 when his face smashes into the tube and at the end when he flips over)


3 days later and his arms still hurt. You know nothings gonna happen if you let go, you just bob along in the water, but when you're going that fast(it doesnt seem like it but it is), you want to hold on for dear life.

But you cant hold on forever.



As luck would have it, he managed to get a shot at Gigih being airborne

Not bad for a busted LCD.


He has never done anything this adrenaline pumping before, EVER.

With all that out of the way, all he is left with is a strange concoction of mixed emotions about having to leave this place. On one hand it would be great to get back home, watch football again, see the old buggers again; but on the other hand he hates to leave this place, its so relaxed and easy going here, you dont have anything to do, any place to be, no schedules to stick to, just being able to do whatever you want whenever you want to do it. Just for this brief 6 months he gets to experience REAL freedom, without any guilt-ridden choices about being irresponsible and all that crap.

But all good things must come to an end it seems, and all thats left now is to pack up, go home, and get back to Form 6.

There shouldnt be a reason why he should want to go back to form 6, being a month behind being the chief reason, plus form 6 just some how reeks of lameness. Yet its nice to know that he's going back to familiar territory, which goes a long way to helping him fit back in. Which is also strange because he's been living there all his life, fitting in shouldnt be a problem, but when you know what you're missing, having to reconcile yourself with the fact that you're a mouse in a wheel again, makes it alot more difficult to even want to fit back in.

Then again, finally being able to watch football again, and gorging on roti canai and chicken curry with milo ice, damn, its worth forgetting about paradise for. Never shall he take Malaysian food for granted again, NEVER.

Plus, he remembers longing for the time he will get back with his crazy bunch of AFS-ers when they parted ways, and now it will be only a week form now that they will be finally reunited, he cant help but feel that getting the heck outta here cant happen any faster. 3 days in DC, and 3 days in Malaysia again. Gosh he loves those guys.

So what now? All thats left is the farewell parties, and the movie dates with friends, and yadayadayda, the 6 month adventure comes to an end.

Where does the time go?

Thursday, June 05, 2008

Roadtrip


As you would probably realize, our adventurer in America wouldnt be embarking on much of a adventure if he were to be stuck in N Dakota. Hence the trip 2359 miles(3796km) away to Anderson, Indiana.

DAY 1- Starkweather, N.Dakota -> Duluth, Minnesota(379 miles/610 km)





They left by 8:30 and were accompanied by overcast weather along the way, the rain holding out barely an hour before coming down in a heavy drizzle. After going through the city of Grand Forks and coming into Minnesota, they had a brief Subway lunch at Crookston before heading out again.


The first real indication that they were leaving the prairie land and going into the pines of Minnesota:

Pine trees. Which is a welcome relief. Anything but flat land.



Their first stop was in Bemidji, the first city on the Mississippi. Here they encountered the legend of Paul Bunyan,




an older version of ridiculously exaggerated legends, before America had Chuck Norris:

"Paul is said to have dug and built Niagara Falls for a shower bath and he dug Lake Superior as a watering trough for babe, his blue ox. Paul could cut down acres of timber single handed, in a few minutes, by tying his axe to the end of a long rope and swing it in circles,"- among his modest achievements.

These allegedly, are his nail clippings.


Maybe 100 years down the road it will be a Chuck Norris statue instead and another exchange student will blog about Chuck's over sized nail clippings while slipping another prediction of another larger than life character with immortalised nail clippings too, while of course weighing the odds of another exchange student making the same astute observations a 100 years after him. Just remember, you heard it here first.

After some souvenir shopping,they hit the road again, covering 379 miles since leaving Starkweather to their first pit stop-The harbour city of Duluth, Minnesota.





Checked into The Suites Hotel

the room




Dinner at the bar


















DAY 2-Duluth, Minnesota -> St Ignace, Michigan(427 miles/687 km)




the view from the hotel in the morning



They woke up the next day to a cold morning and after the complimentary breakfast and checking out, they toured the city of Duluth.

Down town


By the lakeside




yes that right, not an ocean but a lake, after all, it is called one of the "great" lakes.


sidewalk by the lake(deserves special mention for being a great picture)


After a cold windy morning in Duluth, they were on the road once more, heading to Wisconsin. Going down highway 2 that slithered along the border of Wisconsin-Michigan took them into Wisconsin, onto Michigan, into Wisconsin again, and finally back onto Michigan. They stopped at Ashley, Wisconsin for lunch and headed out on the 7 hour drive to Mackinac City. Notwithstanding a brief stop at the Wisconsin visitor stop and Walmart, it was a nonstop journey towards the east crossing timezones entering into eastern time(which is an hour ahead) .

Not being able to make it to Mackinac City by 10 pm, they settled into Quality Inn



The room




It was right before the Mackinac bridge



that takes them into the city, making St Ignace their final stop of day 2.
















DAY 3 St Ignace, Michigan->Shipshewana, Indiana(356 miles/573km)


The next morning, after the usual complimentary breakfast and checking out, they were greeted outside by foggy weather



on the Mackinac bridge


how it would look like on a clear day



and with a professional photographer

They were out of the fog soon, but worse weather followed them on their way south. It seems the rain that was following them from N Dakota finally caught up with them again on the way to Indiana. They stopped for lunch in a slightly more upscale restaurant-Ruby Tuesday, along with other business men and business like men. Good thing David's footing the bill.

They soon were back on the road for the rest of the long journey to the midpoint of their roadtrip, a town famous for its Amish community called Shipshewana. After crossing the border into Indiana:

the camera just happened to only get the "Indian" part, really.


the first sign of Amish society





the rain disappeared and all that was left was pseudo-Malaysian weather-HOT AND HUMID

Albert found it difficult to adjust to the humidity and heat after having all that nice warm, dry weather up north in Starkweather, just wait till he gets back to Malaysia.

Eventually, they arrived at

by the evening

and booked a cabin for a night


After a little one on one footie with Gigih, from which Albert had sweat more than he ever had the past 6 months(thanks to the humidity), a cold shower and they were off for a truly Amish meal at The Blue Gate Restaurant.



It truly is horrible how they milk the Amish for their commercial value.

Nevertheless the food was great, and trying to guess who was REALLY Amish and who was just wearing the uniform was great entertainment.

After stuffing themselves silly, it was time for a tour of the pretty little town of Shipshewana on the horse-driven buggy

It being the late evening made it perfect for touring the town, as it was much cooler that it is the rest of the day. Not to mention having a semi Amish tour guide who was quite informative, especially the part where he made it clear that there are different degrees of being Amish. So you see, as easy as it is to stereotype them, the Amish community is far to diverse for such crude oversimplifications. The beginning of the many revelations Albert was about to receive on the Amish.
All this on a buggy ride


The average Amish neighbourhood doesnt differ much from the rest of the population, except for the fact that they have a horse fenced in their backyard


They pretty much fit seamlessly into modern society while maintaining their own ways, fitting seamlessly of course overlooks the occasional horseshit. Nevertheless it seems that the Amish has no probably navigating to and from the modern world(or the English as they call it) to their community


Being the tourist trap that it is, naturally Shipshewana would be a very well manicured & pedicured town









And so they scratched the surface of who the Amish really are by the evening


and retired to their cabin



Without Internet access or television, the 3 of them played Bluff or better known as hors-uh-bullshit.













DAY 4 Shipshewana, Indiana -> Anderson, Indiana (153 miles/246km)


They woke up the next morning to their humble cabin, realising there will be no complimentary breakfast, weather reports on tv or a nice hot shower, they packed much quickly and left the cabin for breakfast in Shipshewana.

Breakfast in "Only by Grace"

This is an interesting picture juxtaposing Gigih(representing Islam) and the name of the store(Only by Grace) which is the chief point at which Christianity(represented by the Amish dude on the computer) and Islam differ. Its all in the interpretation baby.

You are probably wondering what is an Amish doing with a computer, but you see, thats the thing, the Modern Amish have come to a compromise between the rest of the world and itself, apparently they are allowed to use certain technology(some of them have cellphones) as long as it doesnt interfere with their philosophies. Its all in the interpretation baby.

After that they headed for a tour of Amish life at the Amish Acres.

A wagon tour to be specific


One way the Amish preserve their food is by drying it-the Dryer

the Amish dining room

Amish kitchen

Soap Making


Of course, this is all ancient Amish. Now they just buy the stuff they need.

They also learnt how an Amish farm would operate without modern equipment, which is interesting because just because they resist the evolution of technology, doenst mean the microevolution of their own technology doesnt exist. For example, the world today does not improve on the bicycle, simply because of all the other methods of transportation that are superior to it. But for the Amish, the bicycle is as good as it gets(asuming that horse driven buggies are a step backward), so they do what they can to improve on it, resulting in

a bicycle modified for comfort, stability, and commuting longer distances.
They do have fridges and lighting, its just that it is gas powered. So you see, it isnt really a static society, they change just like the rest of society, just that they do it at their own pace and according to their own rules. Another interesting thing Albert learnt was that at the age of 16-18 Amish teenagers(you probably wouldnt associate the Amish and teenagers) get to do whatever they want, go out to the world and decide whether they want to remain Amish. Most of them do.

After lunch, they headed to Menno-Hof,



a non profit centre that allows visitors to explore Anabaptist(the denomnation of the Amish) history and lifestyle through multimedia presentations and experiential displays. It was sort of like a interactive, multimedia museum.

Starting in a 16th century courtyard where Anabaptism began.
Then exploring a dungeon where early Anabaptists were prosecuted for their faith

Boarding a 17th-century ship on a journey to America and freedom


And learning about Mennonites(a splinter group in the denomination) and Amish today

And so with a new found appreciation for the Amish, the 3 of them finally got around to driving to Sarah's place in Anderson, Indiana.

A comparatively short drive later,


they reached Sarah's place, THE DESTINATION.


They unloaded, had dinner, exchanged pleasentries

and retired to bed.













DAY 5
This time, they had their complimentary breakfast, courtesy of Sarah. And surprise surprise, it was raining. Nevertheless they made it to the Museum


Where Albert managed a audacious heist, stealing a couple of pictures from the museum
of American Indian and Western(this is the closest thing to authentic American culture anyway) Art.

The western




And the Native American


Everything from simple, mundane stuff like clothes washing


to the weird abstract art



this was specially endearing, it is a 2 storey high totem pole carved to depict the twin tragedies of having a monster invade the land and having a mother-in-law.




After a quick lunch at the cafe in the Museum


they headed out to Connor Prairie, which was suppose to have an outdoor history museum, where the 19th century America is suppose to come to life, with actual people all. But they couldnt do that on account of the rain so instead they toured the inside, saw a couple of musical presentations, and left. After a brief stop at Barnes & Noble(bookstore) they were back at Sarah's place for dinner, where they spent their last night in Indiana.














DAY 6-Anderson, Indiana->Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin(402 miles/647km)



The next morning, they packed their things, said their good byes, and headed out to the Wisconsin Dells. A typical tourist trap with tons of amusement parks, and water parks but originally famous for its hauntingly beautiful and teetering sandstone bluffs along the Wisconsin River.

On the way, they stopped at the capitol of Wisconsin, Madison, just to see its capitol building and the beautiful surrounding park.

Caught a squirrel biting away on a nut of some sort in the park,

Then, it started to rain.

It got so heavy on the way to the Dells limiting visibility badly, that they had to pull over at a nearby McD for an early dinner. It seems as though bad weather is just out to get them. Not just bad, disaster bad, what with the turnado hitting Indiana just after they left, and now all this rain. Then further bad luck ensued as the LCD screen of his camera somehow got busted, so from this point on he just blindly points and shoot, so the pictures didnt exactly turn out great from this point on.
Finally reaching town, it looks like night but really it would be bright as day if not for the rain.

checked into a motel

and since there was nothing to do outdoors, they went to the cinema


they watched Indiana Jones. Its just unbelievable, granddaddy Harrison Ford is still doing action movies.
They rain had subsided by the time they were back at the motel, and they went to bed hoping for better weather tomorrow.
















Day 7-Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin->Minneapolis, Minnesota(216miles/348km)

Thankfully the next morning they had good weather, and so they decided to take the boat tour on to see the REAL reason Wisconsin Dells is famous.
After breakfast at Denny's


they got started

a witty tour guide

and picturesque scenery








Looks like the rocks are kissing, with the mouth like formations on both sides



Not bad for blind shots.

This is the famous "Stand Rock"


Where this famous picture was taken



When Bennett took this photo of his son Ashley leaping through the air to the top of a rocky tower called Stand Rock, he made photographic history. Using a rubber band-powered shutter he dubbed "the Snapper," Bennett had become a pioneer in stop-action photography. The year was 1886, and the fledgling art and science of photography had become forever changed





They toured the city a little




and had their last meal in the Dells overlooking the River


And they were on their way to Minneapolis,

which will be the closest thing as Albert will get to New York

On the way, they stopped by at St Paul, the capitol of Minnesota to see what this capitol building looks like.

and they came to the conclusion that it all looks similar.

then they were on their way to the city


and checked into the high class Marriott Hotel

good thing David's paying.

Who needs LCD screens when the powers of estimation prove enough to capture a picture like that, not bad eh?

The lobby





the room


Just to illustrate a point, bottled water in this swanky, upscale hotel is $6. Thats Rm18 for water. Not just any water, its FIJI water, flown directly from Fiji, "harvested" from pollutant free clouds far, far away from the filth that the general population get their water from.

But it does have a good view of the city


After a little snack for dinner they toured the big city









a black dude came up to them and asked "do you guys have the time?" Only later did they realize that that was pimp code for "are you guys interested in prostitutes?" That was a real eye opener. Other than that, the city is a great place to be, just not at night. Unless of course you dont mind solicitation.

Back at the hotel, they found out that the pricier the hotel, the more they charge you for everything. Albert turned on the tv, and in no time at all he found himself being charged $13 to watch 10 000 BC. It was a good movie, but still, good thing David's paying.















Day 8-Minneapolis, Minnesota->Starkweather, ND(426miles/689km)


Finally, it was the last day of their trip. In 12 hours time they will be back home after a week long trip. But before that, they were to stop at the Mall of America, which was supposed to be on of the biggest malls around.

They had no complimentary breakfast here, so they headed straight to the mall for a McD Breakfast. By the way, the portions in Malaysian McDs are alot more generous.

the powers of estimation dont always work out well.
there was a theme park with a huge Lego store right in the centre



Believe it or not, this is the actual clothes worn by Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump when he was waiting for the bus.


After some window shopping with minimal actual shopping, they were on their way home.

Another great shot taken on the way

A busted LCD screen isnt that big of problem really.

A little detour to Carol's place(David's sister) for a little visit(here visit can mean both going somewhere to meet someone or talking to someone) before heading home, passing Fargo, Devils Lake and finally




home sweet home(the tone of finality was not intended).