B.E.A.T.S.

So Albert was thinking yeah, just stringing random thoughts into ideas, when he stumbles upon this cool idea. Its like when a moment of inspiration comes over you, an impetus, giving birth to great ideas and such. Well, he was thinking about the idea of a band, now check this out:
B:Boon, bassist
E:Evan, drummer
A:Albert, cant play anything, so its vocalist then
T:Tim, guitarist
S:Sam, keyboardist
Beats. Sounds original, especially since its an acronym. Its all really nice, but theres a small problem, Albert cant sing. Yeah, small problem.
But hey, it all fits soo nicely together, what the heck if Albert cant sing. Of course, they could get another person whose name starts with an "A", and who could actually sing. But for the sake of this blog posting lets just assume that there is absolutely nobody whose name starts with an "A" and who can also sing.
Maybe, they could follow in the footsteps of the band Ask Me Again, maybe even surpass them. They might even gain a loyal following. They would do numerous gigs everywhere and be soo much in demand that they would temporarily forget about getting an actual job. They'ed be the hottest thing in KL, or Bangsar and some say Batam(wherever the hell that is).
Then they would release their 1st album, under Sony BMG. Their 1st single, "Beats Me", becomes their breakthru song, hits No.1 everwhere, and every music station will be playing it(even the tamil ones). Critics will be hailing B.E.A.T.S. as the best thing to happen to Malaysian music:
"They're soo good, they just cant be local!!"
"Their infectious tunes and clever lyrics will leave you with involuntary dance movements and lip sync-ing"
"Cuba sekali, pasti mau lagi!"
Rave reviews indeed.
Then their breakthru in the international scene will come with their 2nd single, "Beat it", followed up by "Beat You Up" and the phenomenal success of the song "Beat-rice". Fame, fortune, and everything else falls in the laps of B.E.A.T.S. members. Also a chunk of musical history too.
But first, singing lessons of course.